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Date Busting Behaviors
The Ridiculous List of
7 Habits
Copyright Findawish.com
04-07-04
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I read
this article today and, while I realized that this is yet another
thing that drives me insane about people. They are completely ridiculous
when it comes to relationships. If breaking up with a guy/girl because
you saw him/her pick her nose is on Seinfeld it is funny, if it is in real
life, it is ridiculous.
The article I read had 7 habits. It is almost as if
the author, Bob Strauss, has to make up some habits in order to make a few
more bucks and get the article published in the first place. Since I’m
the sole person responsible for these articles, there will be no filler
here, no making up junk to get paid, no garbage wording to fill space…OK.
I get it.
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- 45 minute showers. First of all, if you
take 45 minute showers GOOD FOR YOU. Your mate shouldn’t have to wait;
he/she should hop in with you. If they have to wait to go number 1,
that is ridiculous, there’s a curtain on the shower right? Just say
“flushing” and give your mate a chance to move out of the water and
respond to your declaration. “OK” usually works. If you are married
this even becomes more ridiculous. Couples that are dating are probably
right in not going number 2 while their mate is in the shower…for
obvious reasons. Just ask the other before you shower together.
Problem solved, end of story.
- Spoiled pets. I completely agree
and this should be number 1 on the list. If your mate has a pet that
gets more attention than you do, adios is a great word. This is
especially true if you find yourself looking like the pet every time you
enter your mate’s domain. Pet hair is definitely a deal breaker. If
you serious, though, tell your mate out right and let him/her make the
decision. If he/she can’t come up with a solution you have more
problems than just the pet.
- Casual Sunday. Ridiculous. Again, what the
heck is wrong with that? Especially if Saturday night was spent having
all the fun? If your mate sleeping in and taking the day off is
something that you can’t stand, you need some serious help. If your
mate doesn’t have a job, though, and is using your only time with
him/her on Saturday and sleeping Sunday…that’s a problem.
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- All TV, All the Time. I absolutely agree. My wife
is 100% into the stupid TV. Conversations are impossible and she really
couldn’t care less what anyone is saying when the TV is on. If your
mate is turning on the biggest nuisance in the entire house every time
he/she gets within remote distance of it…you have a reason to complain.
- Pretzels in Bed. Annoying. I made the mistake of
getting a TV by the bed and what goes better with TV than food. It’s
annoying but it is not something you can put on a list.
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- Aimless whistling. Ridiculous.
Unless the person is absolutely terrible at whistling and it goes on for
years…get over it. Just mention it to the person and if it isn’t
changed then there are more problems than whistling.
- Lack of Silverware. Ridiculous.
If I actually had money and was dating I would purposely have nothing
just to make sure that the woman I was dating is down to earth and
doesn’t need a lot of the material junk that people are so stuck on.
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I may be stupid but so are you. Stupidity is not in the eye of the
beholder. Stupidity is believing that you are not stupid like the rest of
us.
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about or didn't take the time to research before giving their opinion. I
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